Grocery shopping in a church? Renting a hotel room at a small branch of Boots? Normal behaviour? No, of course not.

 So my favourite things at the moment on the internet are

This ever so lovely zombie game http://game.joke.co.uk/ although I can’t get past level 3 Bovine Creek.

This song on http://www.rathergood.com called My Cats got knees http://rathergood.com/knees/

And this little toy that lets you create a message from the CEO to your mates, before I joined the company I enjoyed ‘wearing beautiful evening gowns’ - hilarious. Here’s the link http://www.bigcheesememo.co.uk/

I complained to my local council today about the various roadworks (causing me a huge pain in my ass in the morning as I try to get to work) over the fact that they are going to now do roadworks on the diversion I use! I got a very prompt response from the Project Manager no less who made reference to my email proving it wasn’t an automated reply. My problem isn’t solved but I got my point across and I was read/listened to. I was assured that one route would be open again from April 4th, I think I should be allowed to work from home until then! Or the helicopter should come and collect me. I don’t mind.

This has covered nearly all of my categories at this stage except for cake so I’ll mention here the treacle sponge pudding with custard I ate at lunch time - delicious. An old and reliable favourite. None of your fancy schmancy cheesecake crap.

No one else has blogged about it, even thought i’ve been raving on about it so I will.

A friend bought me a DELIGHTFUL toy from America - its an image of the Holy Mother to punch into my bread to toast. Following the infamous Jesus-in-a-tortilla and Mary-in-cheese-on-toast I have always been on the look out for my own personal vision - although i don’t lie on the floor waiting for Jesus to appear in my carpet pattern like SOME PEOPLE do.

And having found it I would NEVER sell it on ebay - I’d share it with you dear blessed readers.

You can see the ‘holy bread puncher’ here:

http://www.zeigermann.com/cartoonist/images/2006/05/01/toast.jpg

 This topic makes for an amusng search - I found a turtle with a Virgin Mary imge on his shell. Cool

Not something traditionally eaten with cake although i know some folks who currently eat Tabasco sauce with everything so there’s no telling what could be next - I was saddened to hear that HP sauce will no longer be produced in the West Midlands. You can still eat Heinz baked beans though because British workforces still stuff them into cans. The HP Marketing department have got a bit of a headache though haven’t they? Having just produced one of the worst ad campaigns imaginable telling us HP is British through and through - terrible ads full ‘being British and having a laugh’ people; the only one I can remember is the leery hen party buying chips - hmmmmm. It put me off HP to be honest, until I had my next bacon sandwich and you HAVE to have HP on that. I could always convert to Daddys - when I was little I actually thought it WAS my Dad’s sauce and I couldn’t have any!

I’m not really into the ’stick with British’ campaign, we woudn’t be happy if every other country did that and didn’t trade with us (remember how pissed off you all were when the French wouldn’t eat our beef??). Can you imagine a Britain without peanuts, rice, cars, coffee, tea, spaghetti? We’d be back in the 17th century!

Bread bread bread bread
Eat it with some jam and spread

Milk Milk soft as silk
Spam spam cheaper than ham

Cakey cakey cakey cake
‘Eat me now’ to me it spake
That’s all - I need some food to inspire me.