A few nights ago I dreamed I went to buy myself a ring. An antique ring.

I spotted one for £65, it was a silver eternity ring set with rubies (cheap eh?). I asked to try it on and an old woman took it from the case and gave it to me. Once on my finger it turned into the most horrendous costume jewellery, it stuck an inch out from my finger, and all around the protuding setting I could see that underneath the silver was a plastic ring!