Haven’t I been naughty? Not writing in so long, but I’ve been dreaming prolifically and I’m ready to share the best.

And thankfully I’ve moved on from the horror and now I’m back to the bizarre.

I was walking through waste land towards a building (which I recognised as work) and on the way a fox dashed across my path, a little further on I saw a duck with a huge chunk out of its side - eugh. Suddenly I felt something on my shoulder  - an elephant calf’s trunk! He was very sweet and left his trunk on me until we got into the building. ‘David you’re back!’ said the people inside - yes, the calf was called David. And he’d been sent to another zoo but had escaped and tracked his way back, like a homing pigeon.